While we're busy working on next week's commissioned episode about the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona, Spain,

here is the second of Spencer's blogcasts.

Vampires and Nadia Comunich, the Karoli story.

Congratulations, here at the sunset of Marta Karoli's career,

NBC has bestowed yet another wondrous gift upon your disgusting

peasant life.

It's the 51 minute investigative documentary you always wanted, answering every question you ever had about the

the Corollies. As long as those questions include how awesome are the

Corollies and nothing. It's an extraordinary addition to the canon, a valuable prequel to the recent blockbuster, The Ranch.

All the big superhero franchises have prequels, and the Carolis are no different.

In this installment, we learn the history of how Bella, Marta, and

Howard Stark joined forces to defeat Hydra. Actually, that would have been a lot better.

Please note that, contrary to what you may have read, this piece is not called

Corioli.

It's called, Corioli!

It must be shouted.

Like the screams that wake Christy Phillips every full moon.

I'm pretty sure that's also just Bella's signature.

Corollie!

Why exactly do we have to start with Bella and Marta taking a horse-drawn carriage ride through the snows of Transylvania while Marta is mummified in

198 layers and praying for the sweet release of death? Because you needed a new lock screen

image?

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