BBQ
Flightless Bird
David Farrier
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm David Ferrier, in New Zealand are accidentally marooned in America, and I want to figure out what makes this country tick. |
| 0:07.0 | Now part of the fun of being in a different country is comparing the way everyone does things with the way you do things back home. |
| 0:13.4 | Like driving is pretty much the same, except back in New Zealand we drive on the other side |
| 0:17.8 | of the road, and the steering wheel is where the passenger seat should be. |
| 0:21.5 | We both have flags, but Americans love that flag way more than the people of New Zealand love theirs. |
| 0:27.0 | And possums, don't get me started on possums. In New Zealand, they're these horrible little brown things with glowing red eyes. |
| 0:34.4 | Whereas in America, possums are like a cute cartoon character with fluffy white bodies and cute pink noses. |
| 0:41.0 | I mean, some people have them here as pets. |
| 0:43.0 | A possums show affection by a behavior called slubing. |
| 0:50.0 | What that is is he rubs all over my feet, my legs, my hands. |
| 0:57.0 | And there's another thing that's different in America, too. |
| 1:00.0 | Barbecue. |
| 1:01.0 | In New Zealand, getting Barbecue means one guy standing around a little |
| 1:05.5 | gas-powered grill cooking sausages and maybe some steak. |
| 1:09.0 | But in America, Barbecue is taken to a whole other level. |
| 1:12.8 | Seven out of ten adults in America own some kind of barbecue device. |
| 1:17.0 | And by the time you get down to the south, |
| 1:19.2 | barbecuing turns into something else entirely more epic. |
| 1:23.0 | So put on that cowboy hat and get ready to crack open a bottle of Big Red, |
| 1:28.0 | because this is the barbecue episode. |
| 1:31.0 | Flagless. episode. I'm a flyless bird touch down in America. |
| 1:45.0 | Episodes around food scare me the most because I feel like it's so personal to people and it's the ones where I'm going to offend people. |
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