Two hopeless daters.

One dating app that dares you to swipe right.

The question is...

Whose love life is more tragic?

It's battle of the Tinder Dates.

It's the Holly Jolly Game Show that introduced Rudolph to a brand new type of reindeer game called Spin the Bottle.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's all right over there.

It's a special holiday edition of Battle of the Tinder dates where we hear about the least

wonderful dates during the most wonderful time of the year.

That's right.

We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner, she's been banned from four holiday candy stores because of the enthusiastic

way she handles a candy cane.

Oh, my gosh.

Meet peppermint Lolly Molly, Molly.

Hello.

You know, you don't have to eat it all at once, right?

See, I feel like that she's a curved side eater only.

You know, like she puts that part in her mouth first.

She'll never reveal her secrets.

And in the other corner, she actually enjoys answering scam calls just so she can flirt with the fraudster on the other end of the line.

Meet Max My Visa, Lisa.

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