It's the radio segment that's bringing fashion to the ski slopes with new stiletto high-heeled ski boots.

So now you could shred some powder and show off your calf muscles at the same time.

Only do it with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else

does, except we've got a laser.

Those other glow ups from the snow up.

Just don't.

This first laser story is out of Ohio.

A 36-year-old guy named Wasser Sandelson walked into his local bank recently and asked if he could make a deposit.

All right. There was quite a line, so one of the supervisors told him he could use the drive-through ATM and it would work just the same. Yeah, but he was already there. But the line was too long. Oh, oh, told him before he got to the counter. I imagined him waiting in line and then at the end of the life, finally being told, actually, get in your car.

That would be a real slap in the face.

But Wasser went and got into his car, pulled around to the drive-thru, and was using the bank's air tube system.

God, I love those.

Oh, they're so cool.

I know.

They are fun.

He included a few checks and then maybe accidentally dropped a small baggy of meth in the canister as well.

You just put that in my safety deposit box for me, thanks.

Yeah.

Well, of course, the bank called it in and cops showed up.

They didn't send it right back.

Oh, man.

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