Two hopeless daters.

One dating app that dares you to swipe right.

The question is whose love life is more tragic.

It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

It is the dating game show that reminds you you're just one poison apple-induced coma away from finding true love.

I thought you're going to say from a good night's sleep.

It's Battle of the Tinder dates where two of our listeners. from finding true love. Oh, I thought you were going to say from a good night's sleep. Oh, you're up.

It's Battle of the Tinder dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to figure out whose love life is the most tragic.

We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner, just like those two cuddly little Disney characters, she also ends every episode with

a pile of nuts in her mouth. Because she loves almonds, please welcome Chippendale, Abigail.

Hello.

Storming those big cheeks of yours, Abigail. So cute. And in the other corner, just like the famous Disney princess Cinderella, she spends most

of her days on her knees.

Because they force her to scrub the floors.

Okay, I'm noticing a theme here.

It's unfair.

Say hello to skinned knee Lindsay.

Lindsay beg me up here.

You can actually virtually slap him if you want to

You should slap the people that are making you clean the floors

That's what I think

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