Two hopeless daters.

One dating app that dares you to swipe right.

The question is, whose love life is more tragic?

It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

It is the dating game show that reminds every hopeful lover.

You can't spell marriage without I rage.

It's Battle of the Tinder dates where two of our listeners go head to head

To figure out whose love life is the most tragic

We'll go over the rules in just a second

But first, let's meet today's contestants

In this corner, he likes to hook up in his car

But insists you both keep your seatbelts on the entire time

Say hello to backseat Pete Oh you both keep your seat belts on the entire time. How?

Say hello to backseat, Pete.

Yo, what's up, guys?

No whiplash for you, Pete.

And in the other corner, his perfect date involves going to a 7-Eleven,

splitting a slurpy, then going lady in the tramp on an extra large beef stick. That's why they call him Slim Jim, Tim. Hey, what's up, guys? Nothing about that sounds that bad. Just so you know. Just describe Brooks' dream date. Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by telling one of their worst date stories. The other will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.

Going back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner.

Let's start it off with backseat Pete.

Go for it.

Okay, so I took my date to one of those old drive-in movie theaters.

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