two hopeless daters one dating app then there's you to swipe right the question is

whose love life is more tragic

it's battle of the tender dates little boheat may have lost her sheep but this segment helped her

lose herself respect uh battle of the tender dates where two of our listeners go head to head

to find out whose dating life is the most tragic we'll explain the rules in just a second but first

let's meet today's contestants in this corner her bedroom playlist consists of eight

straight hours of non-stop elevator music oh wow and yes she needs all eight hours meet

generic uh erica

sound fun yeah eight hours doesn't and in the other corner instead of drinking till she gets

beer goggles she prefers to cut right to the chase and rubs ointment directly in her eyes

meet neo-sport and Lauren everybody's sexy when you're vision's blurry oh my god don't put that

in your eyes here's your list of eight here's how the game works one contestant will start by

telling one of their worst dating stories then the other will try and counter with a nightmare

story of their own we're going back and forth for three rounds so we declare a winner starting

things off with generic erica go i was over at this guy please okay okay when suddenly all of the

lights went out oh no romantic i don't know i love like the powers out no here's electricity

we shut off because he didn't pay the bill oh the worst timing i bet he had a lot of candles i mean

yeah we've all been in that place where it happens every two often yeah but wait here it is

he said if i could ship in he would pay me back oh to pay you need to pay his electricity bill for

and you did no i did not you're the fail on that date Lauren we're over to you so i was out with

drinks with a guy and i thought we were having a great time and it was great it was about what i am

and he said that he needed a minute so i see him walk across the room of the bar and i can kind

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