How about a kiss, Santa Claus?

It's going to be a hot time on the cool town tonight.

Burn, baby! Burn!

Guys, I'm eating drunk and watching walking.

You better come out and stop me.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Food Cinema,

who were these guys?

I'm going to... Merry Batmas, junkie-ons.

You have returned for a festive new episode of junk food cinema, brought to you by filmscorejects.com.

Dot com.

You got to admit, we played this stinking podcast like a harp from hell.

This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Salisbury, I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He is a novelist. He is a screenwriter, a lieutenant of megaforce, the thorn in our sides,

the fly in our ointment, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Hi. How's it going, man? It is going well.

Very well, actually. This is an interesting week.

This was a movie that I approved, even though I don't like it.

What?

What?

Or rather should say, didn't like it.

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