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Malt Couture

Batch 99: The Linen Closet Raid

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2020

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

After eight weeks of quarantine, the Malty Boyz™ are out of fresh(ish) options and resort to plumbing the depths of their linen closets for the oldest beer they have. What aged treasures be lurking behind ye bath towels and bulk purchased dryer sheets? In the Beer News, a questionable beer society is launched in Temecula, a Maine brewery goes full yokel, and a SNL story leads to a deep dive into LA's black box comedy theater scene.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer Presents

0:08.8

Mall Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

0:11.3

This is batch number 99.

0:14.3

Second to last rhyme, motherfucker.

0:17.3

You got a ghost daughter?

0:19.7

That sounds too good for a Michael Ryan.

0:21.7

Yeah, that came too quick.

0:22.8

It is with a lot of confidence.

0:25.2

Yeah, exactly.

0:26.4

And we'll know what happened because Stephen said it right before we started recording this.

0:31.0

Oh, dang.

0:32.5

Stephen got an assist on that month.

0:34.8

Yeah.

0:35.1

And I'm almost done.

0:37.4

You're like, you're like Foxy Brown.

0:39.2

I'm going to, I'm gonna, I'm gonna nut and then I'm, have a son.

0:44.4

Yeah, he's a son of a gun.

0:46.7

People, people already are mad.

0:49.0

They're like, no, we need more after 100.

0:51.8

Yeah.

0:52.0

His baby mama, a nun.

0:54.7

Yeah. And, um, a nun. Yeah.

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