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Malt Couture

Batch 98: The Six Pack Challenge

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2020

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

The Malty Boyz™ square off in a three-way battle of brains, brawn, and intestinal fortitude. What happens when each Malty Boys is tasked with taking down a six pack while competing five malty challenges? Who has the fastest chug? Who has the strongest gag reflex? Who's the most in tune with Gen Z? Who's the King of Geography? Who can eat the most cold raviolis? All these questions will be answered and more in this showdown for the ages!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer

0:08.3

Presents Mall Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

0:11.6

This is batch number 98.

0:15.0

Everything's great.

0:16.5

It really is.

0:17.4

Michael, you got two more weeks and that's all you've given us?

0:20.6

Yeah, come on.

0:20.7

Give us some enthusiasm, Michael.

0:25.7

No,

0:26.2

I'm okay.

0:27.7

Everything's great.

0:28.9

Everything's great.

0:30.0

Things are better.

0:32.2

You know,

0:32.7

I think we're about to get out of lockdown.

0:36.6

That means we can start taking off our mass.

0:39.1

We can go and, you know, go back to our favorite restaurants, go back to baseball games.

0:44.8

Slow down.

0:45.7

Big concerts.

0:46.9

Go to carnivals.

0:48.1

I don't know about all that.

0:49.2

Just get back to business.

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