Batch 294: Trappist Punjabi Prison Match
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 129 minutes
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Summary
Alex and Stephen approach completion in trying all the Trappist beers out there as they tick Zundert Trappist, Engelszell Trappist, Mount Saint Bernard Abbey, and Mont Des Cats Biere Trappiste. This leaves only 1 Trappist Beer left to try. In the Beer News, Schramm's Mead is for sale Ken Schramm is told to retire due to health complications, Boston Beer Company closes two of their LA ventures including their Truly LA bar, and Bokke releases a $300 lambic saber which sells out almost instantly.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink. |
| 0:08.1 | Represents Molkator, the world's shankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This is bash number two, not in four. |
| 0:13.7 | Alex is still in the four Runner Studio. |
| 0:17.0 | He'll never leave there. |
| 0:18.5 | That's his purgatory until he decides to, I don't know. |
| 0:23.7 | What is the solution to getting you out of the forerunner? |
| 0:26.7 | That's true. |
| 0:27.4 | Stephen being able to record during the day, so never. |
| 0:30.3 | I will be in here forever. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, well, no, that'll actually, that'll change in like two months. |
| 0:37.0 | Then we'll miss it. It'll be like Beach Boys Pet Sounds. It'll make the acoustics were so good in that front seat. No, everything is like adjusted to not matter. You just, you're not even using a microphone that picked. That's why I pick these microphones. So we don't pick up any like atmospheric noise. These are very directional. But Stephen, |
| 0:54.3 | you're not going to miss it. |
| 0:55.5 | I don't even like seeing you in there. It's like, it's painful for you to see. Yeah. I'm just like, dude, this looks like I'm like, I'm like talking to like, it's like that scene in a, in crash where they're like hanging upside down after the accident. it's like that's who I'm talking to |
| 0:52.3 | in the Zoom window. It's just Alex |
| 0:54.1 | like sideways like the they're like hanging upside down after the accident it's like that's who i'm talking to in the zoom |
| 1:12.1 | window it's just Alex like sideways like the the computer's like tilted he's tilted the other |
| 1:18.1 | way in the driver's seat smash like there's all this like yeah there's all these like things like |
| 1:23.2 | coming in a frame microphone stands and shit i'm like dude that looks horrible like his back's all twisted i'm like, dude, that looks horrible. Like, his back's all twisted. I'm like, that's no way to run, run the world's janky's beer podcast, the most downloaded beer podcast. It's the way to run it. Could things be more janky? Like, maybe if he actually did flip it upside down. Maybe it is. |
| 1:44.3 | Maybe it's true. |
| 1:44.9 | Maybe we're just, because Janky didn't mean anything. |
| 1:47.9 | That's true. |
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