Batch 293: Alex & Stephen's Trappist House
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2025
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
It's a Trappist beer showdown as Alex sources four Trappist beers from three different Trappist breweries that have never been featured on the show, then he and Stephen put the beers through the Power Ranking treatment. In the Beer News, a huge shakeup goes down in the distribution side of the beer world, Buffalo Trace grasps at straws for their next limited release, and it's the annual GOOSE IT OF LOOSE IT!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to OJP Beer presents Malkatoy the world's |
| 0:09.3 | shankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.7 | This is batch number two, nine to three. |
| 0:14.7 | Um, and do you know where the pee is stored? |
| 0:21.3 | And the balls. |
| 0:22.7 | Yeah, I think Michael Gabriel's becoming a urologist. |
| 0:25.9 | So, you know, who knew? |
| 0:28.2 | Who would have thought that the joke he made seven years ago would change his whole life? |
| 0:35.8 | Yeah, influence is now a newfound medical career. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, he's going to be the RFK of urology, like all kinds of crazy theories. |
| 0:44.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.4 | Rewriding all the textbooks. |
| 0:46.9 | Yeah, he's like, you know what? |
| 0:48.1 | Like, if you do regular sounding, like, you'll have the most alpha sounding piss because like it's just like, you know, it's like turning a hose on and you'll intimidate everyone around you at the trough at, you know, the old baseball stadium you go to. |
| 1:04.0 | Put a full blast. You got to open that spigot way wide. Yeah, you got to, yeah, get that thing open, baby. |
| 1:10.9 | Absolutely. |
| 1:12.6 | Um, sounding an old school practice just like trappist beers as old school as it gets. |
| 1:18.8 | Yeah, just open them, them for mentors wide up. |
| 1:23.6 | Yeah, open, open those mash tons way wide. |
| 1:28.5 | All right. |
| 1:29.3 | This is a Trappist episode. |
| 1:31.8 | This is a Trappist episode. |
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