Batch 234: Don't Be Like Water

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Don't be like water making its way onto endcaps. Do be assertive, but adjust to the customer's preferences, and you shall find a way onto shelves and into tap lines. If nothing within you stays hazy, outward things will disclose themselves to be bottom fermented. Empty your mind, be untradeable. Overabundant, like water (unless you live in California then, please, conserve water). If you put water into a cup, it becomes a marketing campaign that you get sued by AB InBev for. You put a barrel-aged stout into a bottle and it becomes a bottle that you can flip for expensive expedition gear. You put it in a teapot, well now you have beer in a teapot and that's weird. Now, beer can flow or it can sit in your linen closet until it's past it's prime and no one cares anymore except for people like Alex. Don't be like water, my friend, and drink your beer.

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to don't drink here.
0:08.1	Presents, Malk, and for the world's jankiest beer podcast, smash number 2.34.
0:14.3	If you want drink anymore, it's a drain pour.
0:17.7	Every single thing.
0:19.1	Steven's already just, like like cursing the episode.
0:21.3	Nothing but dream pours.
0:22.8	Yeah, well, no, that's like advice.
0:24.5	I'm like, if you don't want to drink it, it's fine.
0:26.8	Just let it go.
0:27.9	Let it pour it down the drain.
0:29.1	It's, you know, it's, you don't have to drink something you don't like.
0:33.7	That's perfect advice for people who are just coming back on the wagon from dry January, you know?
0:38.4	Maybe they're like, oh, I saw all these fitness gains.
0:40.9	It's tough to jump right back in.
0:42.6	Hey, Drainport.
0:43.6	Who cares?
0:44.6	Yeah.
0:45.0	It was, you know, I was hanging out with a buddy of mine.
0:48.2	Hadn't seen them in a while.
0:49.5	Did a little bottle share.
0:51.2	But I did have to, preface it. I was like, I was like, are we bring in bottles?
0:55.4	Like, do you plan to finish every bottle? Because it's like, it's like, come on, we're
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