5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2023
⏱️ 125 minutes
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It's Alex and Stephen for the next couple months and this episode starts off with a callback to the "spritz tasting" Patreon episode before Alex brings in some heavy hitting bourbon and Stephen finds yet another dusty shelf turd. In the Beer News, the executive director of the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission reveals himself to be a total bourbon shitlord, Westvleteren adds a label to their bottle, and Budwieser doesn't include horses in their commercial for the big game. Stephen also test's Alex's friendship with Michael.
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0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Notre Dame Beer |
0:08.0 | Presents Mall Gator, the world's Cheapest Beer podcast. |
0:10.9 | This is batch number 233. |
0:15.7 | And that silence means that Michael Gabriel's not with us in the building tonight. |
0:20.7 | Thank goodness. God. |
0:22.7 | We finally got rid of him. |
0:24.7 | Michael Tier, if you're in it, sorry, we automatically bumped you up to Stephen Tier. |
0:29.4 | We're just going to rake it in before we cash out and sell out, baby. |
0:34.5 | Everybody just is automatically bumped up. |
0:36.8 | Everyone's getting two sweets in public you see him well but |
0:41.3 | Stephen we are contractually obligated for the whale club to give them a rhyme so now uh the |
0:46.8 | that's right you want to you want to try your hand at 233 233 Michael drinks pee |
0:54.0 | I mean he just was 233? 23. Michael drinks pee. |
1:03.7 | I mean, he just was hot off the heels of drinking, of eating glue. So I guess that's, that's the natural chaser, like, at the bar. |
1:13.7 | It's like a pickleback. Yeah. No, no, Michael is, he's, you know, he's taking a break. He's working on some stuff. And, uh, I think both of us wish him, uh, the best during this time. So, yeah, like, he'll be back. He'll be back. |
1:20.1 | But for now. Yeah. Yeah. So don't, don't go bringing your hands. Oh, no, they changed the format. |
1:26.8 | No, Michael's gone. |
1:27.9 | Oh, no. |
1:28.3 | Wait, no. |
1:29.1 | We actually didn't bump anyone up to the Michael tier, but then we have like doubled |
1:32.0 | to Patreon now, man. |
1:33.0 | We should keep him away. |
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