Batch 194: Basement Bottle Shares
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2022
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Gather 'round the weather beaten coffee table we found out on the street three years ago, it's time for a classic basement bottle share in mom's basement. This time we're pouring beers from Oozlefinch, Against the Grain Brewery, Blue Moon, and North Park Beer Co. Mom! WHERE'S THAT DEEP DISH PIZZA? MOM! MOOOOM!!!! No, I told you, just give me a Visa gift card for my 37th birthday and keep me on the family phone plan! Yes, this is my best friend. No, we know each other from the internet. 3 months ago. Yes, we're drinking beer. It looks like that because it's expensive. No, you can't have any. Yes, we're going to drink all of them. Don't come back down until the deep dish pizza is ready!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to the old drink beer presents |
| 0:08.4 | Malcontour the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This is batch number one, 94. |
| 0:14.3 | I just want to play Eldon Ring more. |
| 0:18.3 | It's become such a problem. Like,, I, like, I can't think of any other game, |
| 0:29.0 | like, maybe Red Dead Redemption, but like that came out around the holidays. I, you know, |
| 0:33.3 | that's like, I'm not doing anything then. Like, but this is like, I have things in my life that, like, I need to do that I'm not doing anything then like but this is like I have things in my life that |
| 0:39.6 | like I need to do that I'm responsible for and I'm just pushing it to the edge I'm getting I'm |
| 0:46.9 | close to the sun and oh my wings are are they got a little charcoal on them now you're just you're. You're still just boulder farming. |
| 0:57.1 | It's just 20 hours of just grinding, just feeding the blastoy's candy. |
| 1:02.5 | I'm too beyond boulder farming. |
| 1:04.6 | Like, border farming doesn't even do it anymore for me. |
| 1:09.1 | I've had to find new ways to cheese it. |
| 1:12.4 | I'm still not playing honorably. |
| 1:14.7 | No. |
| 1:15.7 | Like whenever like the brilliant like Japanese software developers that made the game, |
| 1:22.7 | like saw me playing the game, they're like, oh no. |
| 1:26.8 | We didn't design it this way. What are you doing? |
| 1:32.6 | Yeah, I usually this is when I would pipe in and like present some counterpoint and shame Michael, but I too have been ruining my life with Eldon Ring. |
| 1:40.5 | So it's like I've been reduced to Michael tier. |
| 1:43.5 | Like my wife will be like like I'm going to bed and |
| 1:47.3 | you should too. And then I'm like calling out my horse going on a long horse ride across a swamp. |
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