Batch 193: Kill... Blastoise...
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2022
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
Michael buys Elden Ring and treats it like Pokemon and all hell breaks loose at the Pokemart. In the Beer News, the Malty Boyz™ finally get to try beer from Kings & Convicts and follow up on the Threes Brewing CEO stepping down. Alex brings in a component blended barleywine from Cellarmaker then doubles up for the Bottleshare with a barrel-aged American barleywine and it's base beer from Solemn Oath. Stephen gets his San Diego fix with an offering from Societe Brewing Co.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:08.1 | Presents Volcature, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.1 | This is batch number one, 993. |
| 0:14.3 | Out and ring. |
| 0:16.6 | Pretty good. |
| 0:19.4 | So, Michael, you and Stephen have both been vicariously enjoying it, watching the footage. |
| 0:24.3 | You're getting yourself, like, pumped up. |
| 0:26.1 | You're edging your way into Eldon Ring. |
| 0:27.8 | Now I fucking downloaded it. |
| 0:29.9 | I'm like, you know, throwing like, so I haven't. |
| 0:34.9 | Okay, I'll tell you what I did and it's dishonorable. |
| 0:40.1 | It's very dishonorable what I've been doing. |
| 0:42.8 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:43.4 | I put in like two hours into it or something like that. |
| 0:46.8 | And so I haven't played basically anything, |
| 0:48.6 | but want to know what I've been doing for the first two hours. |
| 0:52.1 | Just getting runes? |
| 0:55.0 | Boulder farming. |
| 0:56.9 | Do you know what I'm talking about? |
| 0:58.5 | Do you know what I'm talking about? |
| 0:59.3 | It's what's Boulder farming. |
| 1:00.1 | There's just basically like a cheat where it's like basically like there's this like fake |
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