Batch 180: Just Drink Half
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2021
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
Alex's favorite magazine, Esquire, the official periodical of all lawyers, endorses the opinion that people should only drink half their beer then discard the rest. Does this endorsement hold any integrity? No. In other Beer News, aluminum tariffs threaten to destroy the Ball Corporation unless breweries start ordering no less than 1 million cans. In the Bottleshare, Alex brings in a hidden gem of a barleywine from Wax Wings Brewing Co. that caused a local scandal. Stephen is back on his shelf turd shit again.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to |
| 0:07.6 | Drink Beer Presents Mall Gator, the world's jaiciest beer podcast, |
| 0:11.1 | since batch number 180. |
| 0:14.9 | Birth, birthday, D, birthddy. |
| 0:18.9 | So, as, as, do you guys know that my birthday is on Christmas? |
| 0:23.7 | What? |
| 0:24.5 | No way. |
| 0:25.7 | Well, wait a second. |
| 0:27.5 | Why wouldn't you mention it ever? |
| 0:29.8 | Have I mentioned that before? |
| 0:30.9 | I don't remember. |
| 0:32.1 | Like all the time. |
| 0:33.2 | Yeah, like, like every single year that I've known you, I've heard it multiple times. |
| 0:37.4 | I think this is actually the latest, like, warning year that I've known you, I've heard it multiple times. |
| 0:42.1 | I think this is actually the latest, like, warning you've had about it. |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:52.6 | Well, I, you know, I just like, you know how some people, like, make it their month, like, or like they have like a birthday extravaganza, you know, something like that. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.6 | I, I feel like doing that. |
| 1:01.6 | I just don't know how to, you know, kind of like introduce it. |
| 1:05.6 | I guess I'm doing it now. |
| 1:07.5 | You know what I mean? |
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