Batch 179: Michael's Funniest Episode?
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2021
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
Alex speaks it into existence declaring this to be Michael's funniest episode. Does Michael deliver or does he make Alex look like a fool? How many knee-slapping punchlines will Michael deliver while drinking barleywine from Kros Strain? Will Michael bust out his best roast jokes when talking about the return of the Festival of Wood and Barrel-Aged Beer? What zingers will Michael come up with when discussing Topo Chico releasing their hard seltzer in glass bottles? How hard will Michael burn Goose Island when The Malty Boyz™ drink 2013 Bourbon County Barleywine? What comedy will Michael mine out of revealing a deep rooted truth about Stephen's Bottleshare beer? Ladies and germs, don't forget to tip the veal and try the waiter!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents Malcature, the world's |
| 0:09.6 | changiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This is batch number 179. |
| 0:14.7 | It's tree time. |
| 0:16.3 | Tree time. |
| 0:18.0 | Tree time. |
| 0:19.7 | It's time to get the tree. |
| 0:23.8 | If you don't have the tree, get the tree up there. |
| 0:35.2 | You know, look, here's a way I look at it. It's the Christmas season and you have a set, an ever decreasing number of days to get that tree up. |
| 0:40.0 | And sure, maybe you get it up by December 10th. |
| 0:45.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:46.3 | Maybe you get up later, December 18th? |
| 0:48.9 | Are you crazy? |
| 0:50.3 | Get it up now. |
| 0:51.9 | Get it up now. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.8 | I mean, most people probably got it up like two three weeks ago it's |
| 0:57.7 | like you know eight days before Halloween that's the new start of christmas season no well not |
| 1:04.6 | not my not my uh remember my little witchy neighbor neighbor downstairs oh Oh, yeah. |
| 1:11.9 | Notably... Pumpkins looking out on her porch. |
| 1:14.0 | Notably absent the Christmas decorations. |
| 1:18.2 | You know, do these heathens have no God? |
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