Batch 168: Open Mic with a Two Barleywine Minimum
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2021
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Listen as the Malty Boyz™ make humor out of their observations at their local open mic. Then Alex and Stephen each bring in a barleywine that occupy opposite ends of the barleybob spectrum. Michael goes full slushy. In the Beer News, a bar in Australia has a BYOContainer fire sale while an Indiana brewery's post about shifting to a no-tipping system draws vastly different reactions on Instagram as compared to Facebook.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:08.0 | Presents Malcature, the world's Jenkins Beer podcast. |
| 0:10.8 | This is batch number one, six, eight. |
| 0:16.0 | Um, you know what I hate? |
| 0:21.6 | What? |
| 0:23.0 | I think you're going to ask me a question there. |
| 0:25.6 | What? |
| 0:27.4 | What do I hate? |
| 0:28.9 | What do you hate? |
| 0:30.1 | Michael, what do you hate? |
| 0:31.0 | Well, I didn't have anything prepared yet because I was just thinking, but now I'm thinking about what do I actually hate. |
| 0:36.4 | Are you doing crowd work? |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, this is boo. |
| 0:40.7 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sir, what's your job? |
| 0:44.1 | I hate this. |
| 0:44.6 | I hate the set. |
| 0:45.1 | I hate literally, like, we're like, literally like 30 seconds into it. |
| 0:49.6 | You know what I hate? |
| 0:51.3 | You know what I hate? |
| 0:52.5 | What do you hate? |
| 0:54.0 | What do you hate? What do you hate? |
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