Batch 167: Starring Pizza Dood and Featuring Horus
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2021
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Say his name in a 5-star review and Pizza Dood appears with a pizza in hand, bottled water, and a thirst for whales. He only takes boss pours, always checks in on Untappd, and never brings any beers. He's goddamn fucking Pizza Dood. Alex leads Stephen and Michael through another game about overpriced bourbon. Barleywine is opened when Horus decides that it's time for Maris to grow old. In the Beer News, New Glarus is caught dipping their hands into their own cookie jar a little too blatantly.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to |
| 0:07.3 | And Andre Beer presents Mulcature. |
| 0:08.6 | The world's J-Tiest Beer podcast is batch number one, six, seven. |
| 0:14.5 | Um, I got my fantasy football picks N. |
| 0:20.1 | Um, so usually... Oh, N? N picks N. So usually... |
| 0:22.0 | N. |
| 0:24.0 | N. |
| 0:24.4 | N. |
| 0:25.4 | It's a rhyme. |
| 0:26.2 | N. |
| 0:26.4 | N, okay. |
| 0:26.9 | I got them N. |
| 0:29.3 | I could have thought of a better way to... |
| 0:32.1 | Who cares? |
| 0:32.9 | Who cares? |
| 0:34.0 | Who cares? Who cares? |
| 0:34.4 | I don't care. |
| 0:34.9 | I don't care. |
| 0:35.5 | I don't care. |
| 0:35.7 | I don't care. |
| 0:35.9 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:37.2 | I got them in. I don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. I got the man. I got the man. Whatever. Do I have to like fucking like and, and usually, usually the recording, the draft was on a Thursday night. Usually we were recording on Thursdays. Uh-uh. |
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