Batch 163: The Lactose Episode
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
With Alex away on paternity leave, Stephen and Michael honor the newest newest Malty Boy with a lactose laden episode. But before they get into their dairy fueled fever dream they try the latest hype stout release from Pulpit Rock Brewing Co. reluctantly shared by Alex himself. Alex also provides an update about his life as a father and some other stuff, beer probably... and video games... we just skimmed it, alright? In the Beer News, Michael's got a bone to pick with overpriced airport beers.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Malt Mavans, and welcome to Don't Drink Breer |
| 0:08.2 | Presents Malt Couture, the world's shankiest beer podcast, and this is Batchewat. |
| 0:14.4 | Just you and me, baby? |
| 0:18.3 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:19.4 | It was just Michael and I, Alex, well, I guess we should explain what the premise of this episode is. |
| 0:25.3 | This is the Blacktoast episode because Alex is now a big sexy daddy. |
| 0:29.1 | And we're not talking about someone with a lot of money and wears a lot of gold chains as he was prone to do. |
| 0:33.9 | No, or like attractive in general. |
| 0:36.2 | It's more just like, you know, a catch-all term. |
| 0:42.0 | He's his father now. He's a dad. He's got shit to do. Yeah. He's daddy in like the pre, like, like |
| 0:47.9 | 1887, like term, you know? Like what it like, you birth a child and now you have responsibilities. |
| 0:56.9 | Yeah, like, maybe, I don't know, in like a 50s sitcom or something like that, it's like, Daddy? |
| 1:02.1 | You know, before it got fetishized and made disgusting by you heathens out there, the people listen to the show that use that term. |
| 1:15.0 | Do you know anyone this? |
| 1:16.7 | I don't know. |
| 1:17.3 | Yeah, get it tattooed on the lower parts of your body, daddy. |
| 1:21.7 | Right. |
| 1:22.3 | And then people. |
| 1:22.9 | We're talking to you. |
| 1:24.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:24.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.1 | All of our listeners that have daddy tramp stamp tattoos, you're the problem. Yeah. Yeah. All of our listeners that have daddy, tramp stamp tattoos, you're the problem. |
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