Batch 151: Enter Stupid Contests, Win Stupid Prizes
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
There's nothing more macro beer than holding a contest where you can win lots of money. This year, the macro beer gods blessed it's drinkers with not one but two such contests. One requires drinkers to know how put together a coherent sentence, the other requires drinkers to press a button. In other Beer News, Dogfish Head has entered the Wynwood, FL arena and Stone lets fans write in votes for what's included in their 25th anniversary releases. Alex brings in bargain bin Cantillon and a gem of a barleywine from BKS Artisan Ales.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:07.9 | Presents Mall Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.6 | This is batch number 151. |
| 0:13.5 | Rum, you know, it's a special occasion. |
| 0:17.1 | I waited for this day for a long time, to be honest, to match the best Bacardi |
| 0:26.3 | Rump there is. |
| 0:29.1 | Here's the thing. |
| 0:30.0 | I feel like anyone that's been to, oh, I don't know if it applies for like private |
| 0:34.5 | Ivy League colleges, but public colleges, public schools. |
| 0:39.3 | You know, everyone's got that 151 story. |
| 0:40.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:45.3 | I remember mine, and it involved watching someone breathe fire with it |
| 0:47.4 | by the end of the night. |
| 0:49.7 | So that was terrifying. That's when I was like, |
| 0:51.5 | man, this shit sucks. |
| 0:52.6 | It also, like, it was like a thing to, like, everyone's like, oh, you're turning 21. |
| 0:57.2 | Here's 151 for the party. |
| 0:59.1 | It's like, why would you sabotage? |
| 1:00.9 | So stupid. |
| 1:02.2 | The birthday festivities with this. |
| 1:04.5 | It's just, like, aniseptic. |
| 1:07.1 | Like, it's so abrasive and ridiculous. |
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