Batch 150: Maple Showdown
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2021
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Each of the Malty Boyz™ bring in two maple treats that will battle it out in a too sweet cagematch before being thrown into the never disputed Power Rankings. Who will reign atop the sticky mountain of tapped sap? Before getting into the Bottle Share, Michael leads Alex and Stephen in a game of "Beer or Maple Syrup Review?" In the Beer News, pickle drama in Texas, Untappd pettiness from More Brewing against Phase Three, and a Budweiser promotion leads to stolen pup valor.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to don't drink beer presents |
| 0:08.3 | Malkatured the world's jayest beer podcast, his batch number 150. |
| 0:14.2 | Psychology, you ever, ever heard of that thing? |
| 0:17.8 | Yeah, I have a degree in it, and I don't use it. |
| 0:24.4 | I didn't know that. Wow. Yeah. I have a degree in it and I don't use it. I didn't know that. Wow. |
| 0:31.2 | I tell you like every week, Michael. Wow. Stephen is making both of his pecs dance. He's just like flexing on us. Now he's turning around and his lats are shredded. Yeah, check him out. Check him out. |
| 0:36.7 | Ooh. I don't know you could have vascularity in your lats, but Stephen somehow, check him out, check him out. Ooh. |
| 0:40.9 | I don't know you could have vascularity in your lats, but Stephen somehow did it. |
| 0:42.9 | He's just flexing on us with his psych degree. |
| 0:48.2 | Yeah, you wouldn't think that he looks like Terry Cruz when he takes a shirt off. |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah, you know what? |
| 0:54.4 | I've been using all the multi-bucks to buy some HGH, because I know we're getting back into live shows soon, hopefully, and I got to look at my best. |
| 0:57.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | You got to fulfill that prophecy when people come up and see us in real life. |
| 1:01.4 | They're like, you're bigger than I thought. |
| 1:03.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.2 | And look how much my jawline grew during the pandemic. |
| 1:08.9 | I think they're wasting our Patreon money on some crazy modifications for Steven. |
| 1:13.7 | Check out all the pimples on my back. |
| 1:17.1 | All of Stephen's hair is falling out. |
| 1:19.9 | I mean, honestly, if you use our Patreon money to like do a round of steroids, I would |
| 1:26.1 | co-sign that. |
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