Batch 149: Hello Wisconsin (Fruit Beers)!
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2021
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
Hop in the Malty Cruiser and head straight to the orchards because this week it's a New Glarus bang-bang when the Patreon votes to have the highest rated fruit beer according to RateBeer.com to kick off the show. Then Stephen brings in a New Glarus brew for the Bottleshare while Alex goes the ol' barleywine route and Michael goes the ol' homer Ohio route. In the Beer News, a Boston Dynamics dog has been trained to piss beer, Michelob goes crypto, and a lawyer tells Tree House to get off his lawn.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer Presents Malkature, the world's |
| 0:09.4 | jankiest beer podcast. This is fashion number 149. |
| 0:13.9 | I'm looking fine. I'm ready to get outside. I'm ready to get the summer started. |
| 0:19.5 | I'm ready to not put on a mask anymore as Sleepy Joe Biden said I didn't have to anymore. |
| 0:28.4 | And I'm just following his order. |
| 0:30.0 | So don't get mad at me when you see me maskless outside. |
| 0:33.5 | How does that change from how you've been living your life the last six months, Michael? |
| 0:37.6 | Because I was a good neighbor, and I would keep it on when I had to. |
| 0:44.9 | But now that I got that green light from my main man, Joe, the new FDR, I'm just going to, I'm taking it and I'm running with it. |
| 0:54.0 | And I'm running, well, you know, metaphorically because I can't run. |
| 0:58.7 | But I am exercising without it. |
| 1:03.3 | Nice. |
| 1:04.1 | Well, good. |
| 1:05.1 | I'm glad to see everything is reopening. |
| 1:07.2 | You got some trips on the forefront. |
| 1:10.2 | And Steven's almost vaccinated too. Everything is reopening. |
| 1:13.3 | Yeah, halfway there. I can't wait to also like, you know, the fall, I think the fall is when I'm really going to wild out. Indoor dining still seems pretty sketchy to me for the foreseeable future. |
| 1:29.5 | How many, how many, like, lame dudes in bars do you think are going to, like, lean over and be like, |
| 1:33.5 | did you get the Moderna or the Pfizer? |
| 1:36.5 | Like, has that opener? |
| 1:37.4 | You mean, like, already people are doing? |
| 1:40.5 | They're doing that now? |
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