Batch 148: Why Don't They Just Make Enough For Everyone?

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.9 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

The Malty Boyz™ drink one of the highest rated beers they've ever had on the show. Almost impossible to aquire, one reviewer shouts, "JUST MAKE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE YOU JERKS!" Yeah, why don't they just make enough for everyone? In the Beer News, the Seltzer Wars have begun as Imprint Beer sues Smooj over trademark infringement. Michael is a homer for Crispi Bois from Ohio while Stephen struggles with pronunciation.

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to No Drink Beer presents Malkouture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.
0:10.8	This is batch number 148.
0:14.1	Elevate.
0:16.3	Oh, Michael, you're descending, though.
0:20.2	You're the opposite of elevating.
0:21.8	Maybe your computer is...
0:23.9	No.
0:24.9	Wow.
0:25.9	What do you do?
0:26.6	Are you taking, like, clowning class?
0:27.9	Did you get a standing desk, Michael?
0:29.7	I got a standing desk, bitch.
0:31.9	Oh, my God.
0:33.1	Look at that.
0:34.5	Look at that.
0:34.8	I'm standing now.
0:37.3	Is this going to be the new norm?
0:38.9	You're going to do standing?
0:40.1	Yeah.
0:40.8	I think so.
0:41.6	We'll try it out.
0:42.5	We'll try it out.
	...

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