Hello and welcome to Esther Club. We don't have a theme song. We would graciously accept one if you have it.

If you're sitting on it, we'll graciously accept it. Welcome to Esther Club. If you're new, it's not too late for you to escape.

If you're not new, it is too late for you.

You're in the club.

Oops, you're in the club.

There is a mistake at the factory.

You're stuck in the club.

What is the club?

The club is people who need people. Flashing that smile with a potentially dead tooth

right up there. Not sure. If you're a dentist, please send me a direct message. Actually,

not a dentist. No, not a periodonist. They do gums. I forgot the, damn, I forgot the dead tooth

specialist, what their name is. So, you know, we're quarantining at home. Some of us, some of us are

wearing our masks.

My tie-dye store is launching soon and when it does launch,

you damn well better believe there's going to be tie-dye masks and not very many because I am not a factory.

I'm one person and I'm not even a professional clothing person. I'm actually quite

untalented and uncreative. Actually, I do love my tie-dyes and that is, I'm more creative

with my tie-dyes than I've ever been in my comedy career. That's a good sign.

I just made myself some vegan sushi, so that's really, really exciting, huge news.

I'm drinking an apple juice mixed with Perrier. Also huge news.

You're welcome.

There's a lot going on right now.

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