Bart's Dog Gets An "F"
Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)
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4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
We discuss how revisiting the episode helped Dando grieve the loss of Jet, the history of Tracey Ullman's turbulent relationship with the series, the simplistic but effective use of Marge's quilt to drive the story and more.
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CHAPTERS:
05:52 - The potential of Mrs. Winfield
07:42- The importance of emotion-driven episodes
09:41 - Helping Dando grieve the loss of Jet
12:26 - Living with anxiety
17:16 - The effective role of the quilt
18:44 - The potential buyer raised the stakes of the story
20:46 - Homer and Marge don't WANT to sell Santa's Little Helper
22:38 - Santa's Little Helper was particularly naughty this episode
23:09 - Emily Winthrop
25:32 - The history of The Tracey Ulman Show
33:08 - Emily Winthrop is so unlikeable
35:09 - "pull the bloody chain, boy!" haunts us
37:08 - The use of "son of a bitch"
41:48 - Marge and Lisa's bonding story
45:47 - The best version of Lisa
48:51 - The various parodies (E.T., Predator, etc)
49:47 - Loving the Assassins
59:07 - FAVOURITE MOMENTS
01:00:00 - The birth of "Wise Guy"?
01:00:59 - Daytime television
01:02:40 - TRIVIA
01:07:46 - STONECUTTER SHOUT-OUTS
01:11:00 - FULL EPISODE REVIEW BEGINS
01:12:50 - Frank Welker
01:16:17 - How to draw the mumps
01:19:05 - Guy ruins Louise's lawn
01:15:54 - Faking sick to get out of school
01:22:02 - Mrs. Winfield calls Homer (clip)
01:23:40 - Flanders is odd in the earlier seasons
01:25:20 - Sometimes you've got to spoil yourself
01:35:08 - Homer gets caught (clip)
01:36:08 - The dangers of Afterpay
01:40:28 - Homer handled the Assassins situation well
01:44:18 - Guy returns a used shirt
01:51:10 - Marge's devastation
01:55:06 - Someone eating your leftovers
02:00:09 - Emily's choice was justified
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gonna miss you, boy. |
| 0:02.0 | I thought we were gonna be pals forever. |
| 0:05.0 | But... |
| 0:07.0 | We're gonna have to say goodbye. |
| 0:09.0 | Because you don't understand a single word I say. |
| 0:12.0 | If you just knew how important it was to learn blah blah, blah, sit! |
| 0:17.0 | Wait a minute, you did it. |
| 0:20.0 | Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Lay down. Wait a minute, you did it. |
| 0:24.9 | Lay down. |
| 0:27.9 | Shake hands? |
| 0:30.1 | Stay? |
| 0:32.3 | Speak. |
| 0:35.5 | All right, good boy. |
| 0:38.8 | Four finger discount, dude. |
| 1:01.9 | Welcome to Four-finger discount, where this week we're going all the way back to Season 2 to review an episode that I will discussing off the air. |
| 1:08.2 | It's more emotion-driven than humour, but it's an episode to pay tribute to my lovable dog Jet, who we lost a couple of weeks ago. |
| 1:09.8 | He was a mascot here at Four Finger Discount. |
| 1:14.8 | We are, of course, reviewing Bart's Dog Gets an F. I'm Dando. And I am Guy. You may have seen me on the cover of teen Steam Magazine. Yeah, lots of teen magazines. Yeah, took me back to reading magazines, but we'll |
| 1:19.9 | get into that, though. But Bart's Dog Gets an F. Your first thoughts on this episode, because for me, I'm watching this going, I wouldn't really call this a funny episode. It's got its funny moments, but I don't think it really needed to be. I think it really wanted to be a funny episode this one. I think it was more about the emotional story of a boy and his dog. Don't you, frankly? I think so. Well, a family in their dog, absolutely. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. Not really a joke delivery system in this particular episode. A nice vein of |
| 1:49.0 | humour running through a humor born of frustration, I think, and I think anyone who's ever had a pet |
| 1:55.4 | can relate to that frustration because, you know, we all love our four-legged friends or our friends |
| 2:01.3 | who have wings or gills. |
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