Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?

Well, fear not.

Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while,

so just head to Kickstarter search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost

and slam that late pledge button.

I am told that the sea is a massive thing, that one could die just wandering its vastness.

While we have no such thing in my homeland of Barovia, I am well aware of the feelings of isolation

that a place without walls can conjure, for we are the prisoners of one Straud von Zaravich. I will slay this vampire so that my

people may once more breathe free in the sunshine. Pip, two twig blights attack you from behind.

Oh no. And then you need to make a constitution saving throw.

Do you have anything for a constitution saving throw?

I do not.

I have how fortuitous.

Something good happens to you.

The em's choice.

It feels really quite like a waste, but it feels like otherwise I'm going to die.

Or... I don't know, so. Or.

I don't know, man.

What would you like to happen?

I would just like to not die, to not get poisoned.

I can give you, and another ally shows up.

Okay, I'll take it.

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