Barovia IV #4 Best Laid Plans of Plants and Wolves

D&D is For Nerds

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Dragons, D&d, Leisure, Fiction, Games, Dnd, Comedy Fiction, Dungeons, Comedy

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🗓️ 30 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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I will do everything to ensure that My Lady is prot- YOUR LADY? SOMEONE SO DEVINE WOULD NEVER LOOK AT YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A WORM! A worm!? I am Wizard Supreme! YOU are the worm! And I’ll make sure I turn you into one with a simple flick of my wrist! HAHAHA I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! YOUR STUPID SPELLS WILL JUST BOUNCE OFF MY SUPERIOR AND WELL DEFINED MUSCLES! AS THE FIRST BARBARIAN I WILL CRUSH YOUR SILLY SPELL WITH NO EFFORT! Wait you fool! If Our Lady is One with Nature surely being a worm would strengthen the bonds that tie us?! YOU MUST TURN ME INTO A WORM AT ONCE YOU STUPID WIZARD!

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0:00.0	Hey, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?
0:05.6	Well, fear not.
0:06.8	Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter
0:11.4	search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button.
0:20.2	Better Help Online Therapy bought this 30 Second ad to remind you right now, wherever you are, to unclench your jaw.
0:31.0	Relax your shoulders.
0:33.8	Take a deep breath in and out.
0:40.3	Feels better, right? That's 15 seconds of self-care. Imagine what you could do with more.
0:47.3	Visit betterhelp.com forward slash random pod for 10% off your first month of therapy.
0:53.3	No pressure. Just help, But for now, just relax.
0:59.1	If you're looking for a family-friendly pub this summer, Vindigins is the place for you.
1:04.0	With over 170 beautiful country pubs across the UK, great food, refreshing drinks and a warm welcome are never far away.
1:12.8	Join us on your sunny adventures for a quick pit stop in our pub gardens or settle in together
1:18.3	on the weekend for a hearty Sunday roast whatever the weather.
1:21.8	For any occasion or time of day, you and your family are always welcome.
1:26.1	Head to our website or social channels to find your nearest vintage inn.
1:32.6	Although you see no water for miles around, fool! They've heard this before. Quiet,
1:39.3	you don't. A wizard supreme has many things to tell about this nightmare Borovia.
1:46.3	Wizard Supreme!
1:48.1	In this place, your pointless titles mean nothing.
1:52.3	For the only way to escape is to slay Strad in the manner of a true warrior or die in the attempt.
2:00.1	Emil is, you recognize him, he's among this group.
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