Barovia IV #35 Dracula Flow Chart

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🗓️ 4 April 2026

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Dracula: Sometimes known as a vampyr or Lesser Greater Vampire (or just vampire if thy savvy hunter wishes to be seen as uncouth as well as (or in addition to (or instead of)) savvy) this book thinks it foolish to contend with such a creature so don’t worry about it. Thy shall know to avoid thou dracula if they are in a region where a faint or minor trace of that magic known as necromancy is undercurrent wherever they travel, animals of the house and farm keep together at nights for fear, and voices not of thy own sometimes whisper thy savvy hunter (or others!) name when thy is alone and beckon thy further (do not listen to them for thou voices shall lead thy astray!) If thy is forced to worry about it though it should be important to keep a cool head as that might be a method for the dracula to control the un-savvy hunter. Savvy hunters all know this one truth, and as they all know it I shall not bother to repeat it here but rather assume you already know one of the most critical and important things about fighting thou Dracula. Instead this author shall furnish thy with what is considered lesser informations, that thou Draculi placing of death shall affect (or effect I can never tell) the powers and unpowers that it shall possess. But first you must answer some simple questions.

Does the Dracula live outside?

If yes, congratulations! You have stumbled upon a City Place Dracula. While it can teleport through doors and turn into rats, it cannot leave the city.

If no ask yourself does the Dracula live near sea level?

No? Well okay then, does the Dracula live above or below sea level?

Yes? You’ve found yourself face to face with a Tall Places Dracula if thine answer waseth no, you’re dealing with a Negative-Tall Places Dracula.

Now if the Dracula you are facing does live near sea level I’m afraid more observation from you iseth needed. In particulars thine nature of thine environment, where the Dracula is most often stood and where or not it yearns for wide open spaces. Good luck out there savvy hunter.

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0:00.0	Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?
0:05.6	Well, fear not.
0:06.8	Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter
0:11.4	search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button.
0:18.7	Though you see no water for miles around you, you are, like me.
0:23.2	Nonetheless, maroon.
0:24.5	We are castaways in this terrible bad dream, somebody decided to name Barovia.
0:28.8	To switch up the metaphor, we are imprisoned.
0:30.6	And the fog is the bars of our cell and our jailer is Baron von Straude.
0:36.9	As far as I can tell, there's no way to escape other than possibly by dying,
0:42.1	maybe by being eaten by a wolf, let's say.
0:45.7	I lapse into a silence and try and think of places that the dusk elves could conceivably go.
0:52.5	They require a place somewhere along one of these lines.
0:57.6	Their home, their heart must exist.
1:00.5	These are the heart lines of Ognot.
1:04.0	They have one other need as well.
1:05.6	On a spiritual level, they must drink from the well of kindness.
1:13.9	They need a cause, something wholly holy good we'll figure it out we'll figure it out after some meditating on the subject
1:19.7	casimir elaniel iona and marquillet enter the temple i always forget about Mark Willard. You always do it?
1:27.9	He makes no impression on me.
1:32.2	They enter with a sense of ore, and the dusk elves followed swiftly by Iona.
1:37.2	A little bit quicker than last time, bow before Elaniel.
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