Barovia IV #34 Death of an Unknown Adventurer

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🗓️ 28 March 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We gather in your light to release this soul from shadow. You who walked this mortal road have earned your rest. Your deeds are written not in stone, but in the warmth of those you sheltered, in the fires you kindled against the dark, in the lives that burned brighter for your presence.

Adventurer, your curiosity got the better of you, but you can now lay down you arms. Your burdens are finished. Your quest complete. The long night that comes for us all now comes for you. But know this: the light of the Sun does not abandon what it loves. As it sets, so too shall it rise, and in that rising, you shall be found.

Walk into that Golden Light. Let Penia receive you with welcome arms. Not as a soldier. Not as a servant. But as a child come home.

The Dawn remembers its own.

Rest, now. You have earned the light.

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0:00.0	OY, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?
0:05.6	Well, fear not.
0:06.8	Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter
0:11.4	search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button.
0:18.7	Although you see no water for miles around, you are, like us, marooned.
0:24.4	You're stranded in this sad and lonely place called Barovia.
0:28.8	To Mi' meek's metaphors, we are incarcerated.
0:31.4	The fog that surrounds us are the bars of our dungeon, and Baron von Strade is out jailer.
0:36.9	As far as I can tell, there is only one way out
0:39.9	and that is to kill Devil Strad. As you're heading up towards the church, you see as you're
0:49.1	approached this building, there are two children. Are the kids singing a song because
0:53.8	La-di-da-da-da-da-da-da.
0:57.4	Is that what's happening?
0:58.9	And they're seeing what is an innocent nursery rhyme?
1:02.5	Ring-a-ring a row.
1:04.5	The shorter one has a bunch of little dolls and teddies
1:10.1	sitting at a table and is doing like a little tea party with them.
1:13.5	Pop quiz for my friend Gretchen here.
1:16.5	What do you think is the next move?
1:18.2	We go to the church.
1:20.9	That is correct.
1:21.7	We leave.
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