Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?

Well, fear not.

Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while,

so just head to Kickstarter search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and Slam that Late Pledge button.

Though you may not see Vota for miles around, you can consider yourself trapped.

The mists that encircle us are like prison walls.

And who is the warden of this prison, you ask?

None other than the wonderful, the terrible, the powerful, Baron Strad von Zarovich.

And the only way to leave this place is to kill him or die.

You're an idiot, Pip.

As I take a step into the snowbank.

You don't step into the snowbank.

You step back into Borovia. You're perhaps the

dumbest man alive.

Ah!

Sitting on the top of a building, a raven. It takes flight westward, which you know is the direction of the blue water in.

I bring up my hands to my snout and I start rubbing furrows.

I start rubbing enough to make fire and I walk, I march toward the blue water end.

As you open the doors to the blue water in, no, you actually don't get to the blue water in.

En route to the blue water in, you are intercepted by Danica.

Danny, I say.

Danica.

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