Barovia IV #29 Pip Mandarin's Day Off

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🗓️ 21 February 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

"... and once the great forges of dwarvkin burn no more

the frozen passages and snowkin will once more take Nott

this time Lemminkäinen will know no equal as his frost

and these shall be known as the end of days.

And on these days the children of Hus shall see the end

the end of all things but one:

even at the end of time Lemminkäinen's wrath will remain."

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0:00.0	Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?
0:05.6	Well, fear not.
0:06.8	Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter
0:11.4	search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button.
0:18.7	Though you see no water for miles around you, you are, like me.
0:23.2	Nonetheless, maroon.
0:24.5	We are castaways in this terrible bad dream, somebody decided to name Barovia.
0:28.8	To switch up the metaphor, we are imprisoned.
0:30.6	And the fog is the bars of our cell and our jailer is Baron von Straude.
0:36.9	As far as I can tell, there's no way to escape other than possibly by dying.
0:42.1	Maybe by being eaten by wolf, let's say.
0:45.5	The two of you begin pushing farther limik, end over end, into the cage and close it.
0:52.9	Head south.
0:54.5	Yeah. Okay. And remember. Head south. Yeah.
0:54.8	And remember, do not play tricks on a guard.
1:00.7	Pip Mandarin.
1:02.0	Yes.
1:02.9	A sled pulled by dogs appears out of the snow.
1:06.5	There is a small town not far from here.
1:09.2	Come, I will take you.
1:14.5	How far away is the town?
1:17.7	But an hour.
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