O'y, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?

Well, fear not.

Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while,

so just head to Kickstarter search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost

and slam that late pledge button.

Although you see no water from miles around, we are nevertheless marooned.

Stranded in this nightmare called Barovia, to change metaphors, we are imprisoned.

The mist that surrounds us are our prison bars, and Baron von Straud are warden.

As far as I can tell, there's no escape except death.

Either his or ours.

Keaning calls out, Father Lermick, Father Lomik, Father Lomik.

From the dead center of town,

You see as one huge, flabby, fleshy arm,

close its way halfway across town.

Two more rounds and he'll be here.

And then it's your enemy's turn.

This is what I was afraid of.

A crawling one.

So you've got cribber on your back foot.

And then a crawling one attempts to launch itself on your front.

God, don't weigh me down like this.

You manage to avoid both of its blows as it launches itself towards you.

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