Barovia IV #26 Catching Up with an Old Friend

D&D is For Nerds

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🗓️ 31 January 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Grugrog's Famous Cure. After slaying a rather large beastie that's been terrorising the town, the discerning adventurer would be remiss to not partake in a night of debaucherous revelry! This, in turn, can bring on a head-shattering hangover to slay even the great Tiamat. To get that hangover under control, we recommend a hearty breakfast, and the best hearty breakfast comes from the all-in-one adventure's favourite: The Owl-Bear. Eggs, meat and (if you're up for it) milk can all be collected and/or harvested from one or two owl-bear caves. We highly recommend enriching an owl-bear egg scramble with owl-bear milk and served with owl-bear sausages. However, if owl-bear milk is too much trouble to acquire (if the owl-bear is not lactating or is a male of the species (WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MILK A MALE OWL-BEAR THIS WILL JUST MAKE THEM ANGRY AND THE RESULT IS NOT WORTH IT)) a simple breakfast of a single owl-bear egg (raw) and owl-bear steak (medium to medium-rare) has more than enough nutrients and vitamins to fight off any emerging hangover. Of course you could always chug a health potion. If you're a coward.

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0:00.0	Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?
0:05.6	Well, fear not.
0:06.8	Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter
0:11.4	search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button.
0:18.5	Although you see no water for miles around.
0:22.1	Fool!
0:22.9	They've heard this before.
0:24.6	Quiet, you don't.
0:25.9	A Wizard Supreme has many things to tell about this nightmare, Borovia.
0:31.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:32.4	Wizard Supreme!
0:34.0	In this place, your pointless titles mean nothing.
0:38.1	For the only way to escape is to slay Strad in the manner of a true warrior or die in the attempt.
0:46.1	Strad grabs at his chest as if he is having a heart attack and doubles over.
0:53.0	I...
0:53.9	Rush over in hell. Rahadin looks at you. It would be best if you left now. Yes, I'll see myself out. Pip, you've stepped through the portal, the spectral versions of Keening, Marquillot, and Elaniel stand next to you.
1:18.2	Tiny stands behind you, and you don't know where a go-gash is.
1:23.1	No, no, no, no.
1:24.5	Well, I'm walking, because everybody's been very concerned about it.
1:29.6	So, is Tiny Aetherial, or is he also physical? No, Tiny's physical. Yeah. He doesn't have a thing, though. Yeah, interesting. He doesn't have a, when he steps into the, maybe at first you're like, oh, it's because we're not in the Aetherial. Yeah. But he steps with you into the ethereal and you see he does not gain.
1:45.0	Actually, you wouldn't have noticed because you don't want to look behind you.
1:47.6	Yeah.
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