Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen.

This is the podcast that helps you live more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, whatever your budget.

So welcome to, and I can't wait to get into this, welcome to another luxury bonus episode of the luxury podcast.

There's so many luxuries.

William and I, of course, will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into

our lovely great big male sex now william can we just address the elephant in the room yes

why have you got your legs out well so at time of recording it's very hot week and i've also come

fresh off the back of rehearsals for Titanic.

If I told you I'm going to be in Titanic.

Here we go with his new friends.

Do they appreciate you wearing shorts, do they?

They're all in shorts.

Right.

Basically, part one.

I think it's very unprofessional that you've come to a luxury podcast recording, dressed like a postman. Well, you said that looks like I'm in my PE kit. It does look like you're in your BE kit. Because I'm in a Navy polo and navy linen shorts. I'm loving the polo. Thank you so much. You can't go wrong with a manly polo.

No, and this, you don't get manly than this.

It's very manly.

Thank you.

Quite a big collar.

Yeah, poofy. Poofy, isn't it? It's poofy. It is. Aren't you poofy? But your legs, what's going on with the legs? Well, I'm hiding them, for those watching on our luxury members' club.

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