What's up, everyone?

Danny Mullen is out of town still on vacation, but I have procured a man that I've looked up to for a long time that has...

I honestly, Bill, you have one of the greatest resumes for, like, a performer that I know.

You're an established stand-up comic.

You have been on Broadway.

You have a...

What is it? You have a what is it a you

have a degree from Princeton as well yeah I want to hear about your Princeton

day we're gonna start in your Princeton days first how do you know how the fuck

did you even get into Princeton the real story if I got in Princeton is not well

the story is I went to a school that was 70% black and 30% terrified. T.C. Williams, they had not let anybody into Princeton. My two older brothers are true, like, geniuses. When the movie Goodwill Hunting came out, I was like, Jim, there's a movie about you because he would go to jail and get fights. He was a maniac, but he was a fucking genius that's crazy he was at a

harvard think tape in my other they're both geniuses number one out of high school i was not

number one i was okay they both got rejected by princeton what the fuck washington post for an

article said Princeton is elitist and racist and because it's a black school, these great students will end, the next year I got into Princeton. Unbelievable. So I was a black quota for Princeton University. That's why I got it. It wasn't because of my fucking... Now, but how were your grades, though? I mean, you can still hang. You got a degree in like something... What did you get a degree in? Yeah, exactly. Come on. yeah exactly come on but not fake that wow really well here's the thing once you get into schools there's certain

schools which get into like Princeton the hardest thing is getting in because which you're there

they don't want to fail you like part of their reputation is based on the fact they have like a 98

retention right for graduation I do I do tell people that the easiest class I ever took in my academic career was at UCLA. It was an arts and architecture class and I swear to God, Dino, you would have passed this easily. It was. Dino would have. Dino would have. Jesus Christ. Listen to the midterm was a one page paper on a museum visit. And the final, that's all you ever had to do. There were no other papers. And the final was just give us, give any art project, but it has to be flat. He's like, I got 500 dioramas last year. I couldn't handle those. It was a class of 700. But that was it. Yeah, yeah. It was a joke. So, yeah, I understand where you're coming from.

So Princeton was, once you got in there, you could figure out the system and pass. Limba this way. I was in the engineering school, and I got a lot of B minuses, which for a state school is like a D plus. I see what you're saying. Frankly, it really is. I would like say like, oh, I'm just fucking, you know,

I'm okay.

But like it's a school they just want.

And also, us. I see what you're saying. Frankly, it really is. I would like say like, oh, I was this fucking, you know, I'm okay.

But like, it's a school they just want.

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