Saltine's Restraining Order

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Mullen, Leo, Standup, Comedy, Youtube, Stand-up, Dottavio, Danny

3.4 • 962 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Saltine. Doesn't Leo look stupid?
0:04.7	Very stupid.
0:05.8	You guys are dumb. You guys are both.
0:08.6	You look like you're playing dress up, you know?
0:10.3	I am a baseball player and I have an audition and I go full uni.
0:14.2	Oh, okay. I go full uni.
0:16.5	You have an audition?
0:17.8	Yeah, I got an audition later and it's here because it's sags going to, everybody's on strike,
0:22.0	but I don't know. The guy's gonna jiz on his face. ag going to every everybody's on strike but money shot three
0:23.4	the guy's gonna jiz on his face it's not money shot three okay and it's not money ball
0:26.9	either it's a commercial all right I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say what it is
0:30.7	but I'm big time I have an agent in the Hollywood in
0:34.8	Hollywood sphere and he sends me out for big projects Hollywood sphere yeah
0:39.0	wow that sounded like a downgrading I'm imagining now a guy with a like he works out of his
0:45.1	a studio apartment in Tarzana well the office happens to be on Sunset Boulevard
0:49.8	all right where my agent hangs a long street he goes he gets he fucking does coke and he fucking parties with the heavyweights in Hollywood. I'll tell you that all right. Yeah.
0:58.0	All right
0:59.0	Sp
1:00.0	Sperry sucking some dick too. Really Leo? What I'm sorry? I'm not chasing Dale on the podcast? I'm sorry he was on the podcast I'm not chasing tail on you're chasing
1:05.2	Tail's room on he was hitting me up do we did he was getting text right now while he's
1:09.8	defending himself for having a dirt bag bottom-rung agent.
1:13.0	I don't, it's not, he's not a dirt bag.
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