Bandit For President

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook. Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos on Facebook Keeping up with the Joneses LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:14.9	couple of drinks and you putting your wiggly wiggly in her sugly bugly y'all hankin and spankin a few months goes by now she's calling and squall and next thing you know you slaying and paying while she's still sliding and riding So before you go licking and sticking or digging and diving, be sure you wrap your wiggly, boogly and a rubly, doubly,
0:18.5	so one piece of that nuneu don't come back to bite you in your boo-boo-boo baby.
0:25.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:30.0	She's at the most expensive restaurants, the most expensive hotels, flying in the first
0:35.3	this of classes. She's doing all the stuff, but she posts it with all of, making, like humble bragging,
0:41.1	right? So grateful for all my beautiful friends
0:45.9	while she's drinking champagne and like her,
0:48.0	a private plane, you know?
0:50.4	So grateful for all the wonderful people around me.
0:53.4	You know, God is good.
0:55.6	Look at what he does for your life.
0:57.6	You know, I am blessed with beauty beyond skin deep.
1:02.1	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
1:07.0	The 30 of the Morning!
1:10.0	Oh yeah, Catholic kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:13.2	I'm Brian Green.
1:14.3	This is the bingo to my bluey, Kristen Joy, only best to you, Chris.
1:18.3	Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:21.9	Okay, let's talk about it because I have resisted
1:24.2	for years talking about this. Well I think I've mentioned it once or twice but not
1:27.7	in depth and now we're just gonna lay all the cards out on the table as a
1:30.9	guy who has 40 to 60 children, and all of them small, I have to talk about
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