Bandit For President

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook. Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos on Facebook Keeping up with the Joneses LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Couple of drinks and you putting your wiggly wiggily woggley and her shugly-bugly y'all hanking and spanking a few months goes by now she's calling and squalling.
0:07.8	Next thing you know, you're slaying and paying while she's still sliding and riding.
0:11.7	So before you go licking and sticking or digging and diving, be sure you wrap your wugly-bugly in a rubly-dubly so one piece of that nu-no don't come back to bite you in your boo-boo baby
0:26.5	on this episode of the commercial break she's at the most expensive restaurants the most
0:33.2	expensive hotels flying in the first of classes she's doing all the stuff stuff, but she posts it with all of making, like humble bragging, right?
0:41.5	Right.
0:42.0	So grateful for all my beautiful friends while she's drinking champagne and like her, a private plane.
0:50.1	You know, so grateful for all the wonderful people around me.
0:53.4	You know, God is good. Look at what he does for your life. You know. so grateful for all the wonderful people around me. You know, God is good.
0:55.5	Look at what he does for your life.
0:57.5	You know, I am blessed with beauty beyond skin deep.
1:02.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:08.1	The 30 of the morning!
1:10.0	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the bingo to my blueie. Chris and Joey Haudly. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Okay, let's talk about it because I have resisted for years talking about this. Well, I think I've mentioned it once or twice, but not in depth.
1:28.6	And now we're just going to lay all the cards out on the table.
1:30.7	As a guy who has 40 to 60 children and all of them small, I have to talk about Bluey.
1:37.6	Because I think now it has broken the children lexicon and is now in the general, I don't know, mind think of humanity, especially
1:48.6	here in the United States.
1:49.9	If you are dead living under a rock or taking a cold plunge, then you will not know what I'm
1:56.0	taught, not know what I'm talking about.
1:58.5	But otherwise, you must know that there's a show
2:01.7	called Bluey, and it is for children, and it runs on Disney Jr., and sometimes on Disney Channel,
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