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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

You're watching this on YouTube and you say, Heather, your eyes look a little sunken in. You look a little tired. Do you need some filler? I do. I do. It's because I just got back from St. Barth. St. Barth. Okay. I was living La Vida Loca in St. Barth. I feel very blessed to have had a wonderful vacation. But we have a lot to discuss. I mean, I've been on the bamboozled tour now for the last year and a half and your girl almost got, I didn't almost, I got

bamboozled in the same birth. So we have a lot to break down about my vacation, about the bamboozlement

of this French island. And just in general, we got some voicemails to get to and things to talk about. So I love you. I missed you. But I look weathered. I don't know what it is. It's like I had to drug myself to fall asleep last night. And now it is like I got a caffeinate to get back up. And this is where we're at today. But we have a lot to discuss. So I went down to St. Barts with a fun

group of people, some friends I hadn't seen in a minute, and they were like, hey, come down.

We're doing a birthday trip or our friend Lins. Lindsay owns Hotel Lobby Candle, and she and her

husband Matt are just wonderful, and they were bringing some friends down. My buddy Brian Kelly,

who you all know and love was going on the trip. So Jeff and I thought, what a great way to go on a fabulous vacation with people who know St. Bartz. Like if you come to the Turks, if you go to Italy, I'm taking you on the trip. I'm going to tell you which restaurants who go to, which hotels is dad, you know, excursions, boat guys, cabana boys, all of it. I'm going to tell you what to do because that's that's the area of expertise. That's what I know and love. When it comes to St. Bart's, I don't know it.

She doesn't know me.

I don't know her. tell you what to do because that's that's the area of expertise that's that's what i know and love

when it comes to st barts i don't know it she doesn't know me i don't know her so i was so excited

to go on this fabulous trip with folks who really understood that space in that world and damn it

if we didn't have a great time but let me tell you right out the gate all right st barts is it's

unbelievably gorgeous it's beautiful gorgeous. It's beautiful.

It has fabulous restaurants. The food is fantastic. And because it's a French island, you're

getting fabulosity. You're getting European absolute fabulosity. The entire time, you're just

like everyone's chic and looks gorgeous. And you know there's money.

You get on that island and it smells like money. But everywhere you go, it doesn't matter what

restaurant you're at. It's a day club. It's a nightclub. You cannot sit in a booth and have a

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