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🗓️ 25 August 2022
⏱️ 39 minutes
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0:00.0 | Bramble. |
0:02.0 | It's 5.30 in the morning. |
0:04.2 | But don't be mistaken. |
0:05.7 | I am not having a 5am girl boss morning right now. |
0:10.3 | Like that is not what's happening. |
0:13.1 | Basically, recently, my cats have been waking me up at 4 |
0:18.9 | in the morning. |
0:19.8 | This has been going on for probably two months. |
0:23.8 | They wake me up every day at 4am by making really loud sounds. |
0:29.5 | Like really, really loud. |
0:31.1 | For example, the worst instance of this was a few weeks ago. |
0:37.9 | I left a cup on my nightstand, and then I left a bowl on the floor |
0:45.4 | by my nightstand because I was eating cereal in bed |
0:48.2 | because there's no better place to eat cereal. |
0:51.3 | Anyway, I wake up the next morning at 3 in the morning |
0:55.7 | to my alarm system and my house going off. |
0:59.3 | Like blaring alarm system, my house thought that it was getting broken into. |
1:08.2 | And I was like, what? |
1:10.6 | And I was so discombobulated. |
1:13.2 | I looked at the floor and I just saw broken glass everywhere. |
1:17.4 | And I was like, oh my god, I'm somebody's trying to rob me right now. |
1:22.5 | Like somebody's trying to break into my house or something. |
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