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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, remembering pools, what Kyle looks like, and Canadian monster... Comic of the Week: Steph Tolev @StephTolev www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	Ago Talk, talk Talk, Jackie Talk. show the Jackie and Laurie show a go talk jackie talk talk jackie talk here I am we did it you guys
0:27.8	did a stand-up comedy show the three of us and Wendy Liebman yeah yeah and I forgot to post it on
0:35.0	the Patreon one person called me on it,
0:37.9	and I have thought about buying one of those Catholic things
0:41.8	where you beat yourself with a whip.
0:44.9	Because I felt bad about it.
0:46.4	I like how you're pretending that Andy doesn't have one of those
0:49.6	and uses it on you every single night.
0:51.6	In your sex den of a quarantine.
0:57.0	Yes, yes. When I think about a sex a sexy sexy sex den of a quarantine I don't know about you I don't feel particularly sexual right now
1:03.2	I'm so sorry I mean I'm not willing I'm willing to go through the motions if someone were to initiate
1:08.8	contact but I'm just telling you.
1:11.6	Am I showing up on this video at all?
1:15.6	It's, it, oh, am I, okay, for it's not on my, uh.
1:19.6	You have some sort of, you're, you're like, you ever see that movie,
1:22.6	ants or whatever the one where everybody's tiny that, uh, you,
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