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Forehead Fables

Bag Holders Only

Forehead Fables

General Sam & Papa Poob

Comedy

4.9908 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2023

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Can you open that door?

0:15.5

It's been open.

0:17.5

No, I mean, can you open it all the way or does it knock over stuff?

0:20.9

I'll hit my toy shelf.

0:22.6

Okay.

0:23.5

It actually hits that chair, which then hits the toy shelf, and then they all fall down.

0:26.9

It's a really good system I've got.

0:28.7

No one's allowed in here unless you're careful and nimble.

0:31.1

That's the main rules.

0:33.4

Nimbleness.

0:34.1

I would not be allowed in there.

0:36.1

Yeah, no. I honestly, I'm pretty sure I told my roommate the other day.

0:40.3

I'm like, one day you're just going to come home.

0:42.9

One of the days when they send me a package reader range, I'm going to be dead on something.

0:46.6

Like, I'm going to get, I'm going to hit my, I've hit my head before on this.

0:49.5

I've been like, whoa, and then hit the fucking disco ball and I have a lot of knives and stuff just laying around swords I'm

0:57.1

gonna be impaled it's gonna be so embarrassing rocket gumball machine through your chest through my neck

1:03.9

out my mouth your leg backwards on it it's going up through your back and then it takes off

1:10.2

into this guy and blows up.

1:12.9

Okay, so we're gathered here for the first annual bagholders meeting.

1:17.6

Let's see, who do we have an intendant? Sam?

1:19.8

Devin?

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