BAES 101: Was Luigi Right About United Health?

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	United Health has been in the headlines, probably one of the biggest crashouts we've seen
0:06.1	in a long, long time. Because they had a bad earnings report and a bad forecast, stock dropped
0:13.8	22% in a single day. That's a lot. It's a lot. If you're keeping track at home. They would get people
0:19.5	who were already enrolled in VA benefit and then like double
0:22.8	charging them.
0:23.6	Yeah.
0:24.0	It was costing them nothing.
0:25.5	They basically generated like $44 billion.
0:28.1	You see this Porsche?
0:29.1	You know how I paid for it?
0:30.4	I diagnosed weird butt AIDS.
0:32.4	It's too good of a game.
0:33.3	It's too good of a game.
0:34.5	Writing down that they have crazy AIDS you've never heard of and you need a lot of money.
0:38.3	You got crazy butt age. I'm sorry to tell you.
0:40.1	Sorry, government.
0:41.4	This guy's got crazy AIDS.
0:43.3	Damn, another one?
0:44.1	Okay.
0:45.1	Here, take this money.
0:46.2	Take care of them.
0:47.0	Geez, poor guys.
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