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🗓️ 15 May 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're flying out of Newark? Good luck. It's a mess. People are talking about how it's unsafe. |
0:04.8 | There's no air traffic controllers. There's a radio and radar disruption. And at best, |
0:11.1 | there will be a delay at worst. I'm going to die. Which is the fact that they were Philadelphia |
0:16.2 | based, but controlling the traffic over 100 miles away in Newark. |
0:22.3 | Now, what's going on there? |
0:24.2 | I don't know how it would attract more air traffic controllers. |
0:27.6 | Ooh, I get to go to Philly now. |
0:29.0 | Those guys love cheese steaks. |
0:30.6 | I guess. |
0:31.2 | They love throwing batteries at athletes from other cities. |
0:34.9 | I learned that they are also not allowed to be on SSRIs at all. |
0:38.7 | That's good. I like my air traffic patrol, just white knuckling depression. |
0:43.4 | See, now if I'm Sean Duffy, I'm calling up the bigwigs in Hollywood. I'm saying, |
0:49.0 | we need a movie about how sexy air traffic control can be. I bet we have the data. How many people |
0:53.7 | signed up to be an air traffic controller |
0:56.0 | after they saw John Cusack? |
0:58.2 | Probably not. |
0:58.9 | I doubt that, man. |
1:01.0 | I considered it. |
1:02.1 | We crunch the numbers. |
1:03.0 | It turns out it didn't move to me. |
1:05.7 | I'm looking down time with me to tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on. |
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