Badass Women in History
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Ow! |
| 0:03.5 | Ow! |
| 0:04.5 | I know a lot of men might think women's history doesn't affect them, but it turns out women |
| 0:15.4 | throughout history have an advantage of men's favorite things. |
| 0:18.9 | For example, Trevor, what's the number one thing that men can't live without? |
| 0:22.8 | I'll give you a hint. |
| 0:23.8 | It starts with the B, you whip them out during spring break, beer. |
| 0:27.2 | Boots. |
| 0:28.2 | Yeah, beer. |
| 0:29.2 | No, no boobs is a brand of South African beer. |
| 0:32.7 | Okay. |
| 0:34.7 | Well, beer is a $530 billion industry, mostly thanks to men. |
| 0:40.3 | And who can blame them for loving beer with all those macho ads full of sexy women desperate |
| 0:45.2 | to have sexy sex? |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, grandpa, your social security check is so big. |
| 0:51.2 | But it turns out, Mesopotamian women were the ones who invented this man juice. |
| 0:58.1 | Wait, sorry, no, that doesn't sound right. |
| 1:01.6 | This man flew it. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah, that's better. |
| 1:04.9 | But it's true. |
| 1:05.9 | Seven thousand years ago, beer was considered a gift from a goddess, and only women were entrusted |
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