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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Dan Lippert (UCB Comedy, Comedy Bang Bang) joins us to talk about Nicole's abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares the time she slept with a guy with a literal BROKEN dick. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Hi, I'm Nicole Byer and this is Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	It's a podcast where we explore why I seem to be undatable.
0:32.0	I don't understand why I'm undatable because I'm cute, I'm funny, I got fat ass, and I love giving blow jobs.
0:40.0	I have a guest here today, he's very funny.
0:43.0	I met him when I moved to LA, we'd do improv together, we've done podcasts together.
0:49.0	Damn lippber!
0:52.0	How are you, Dan?
0:55.0	I'm great, how are you?
0:56.0	I am good despite being soul-crushingly and painfully lonely.
1:02.0	I'm sorry.
1:03.0	In my dating life, are you untinder or bumble?
1:06.0	I'm not.
1:07.0	You're not.
1:08.0	No.
1:09.0	But you were in a relationship.
1:10.0	I was in a relationship until like eight months ago, that's what you thought, but no.
1:14.0	What did she do?
1:16.0	She was a resident director at Cal State University, so she worked with the students.
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