Tinder Troubles (w/ Will Hines)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On the first episode of Why Won't You Date Me, Will Hines (UCB Comedy, Don't Get Me Started, CollegeHumor) joins Nicole to rate her Tinder game, discuss her past green card marriage, and talk about a lil make out shesh they had. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:23.0	I'm Nicole Byer and this is why won't you date me?
0:27.0	It's a podcast where I explore why I'm so single because I don't understand it.
0:31.0	I love men, I love blow jobs, I love it all.
0:35.0	And today I have Will Heeey!
0:38.0	Hi, hi Nicole.
0:39.0	Hello Will Heeey.
0:40.0	How are you?
0:43.0	I'm good.
0:44.0	I can't believe that we get along so well because we do get along really well,
0:52.0	but I think we are opposites in so many ways.
0:54.0	Yes.
0:55.0	You are brave.
0:57.0	And silly.
1:01.0	And I tend more to the robotic sort of analytical kind of low energy sign.
1:09.0	But I think that's brave.
1:11.0	I think it's brave to be in comedy and not being like, I'm wacky.
1:14.0	That's true.
1:15.0	Relative to my comfort zone, I'm very brave.
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