Nicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed "too far!!". Also they didn't hook up... JUST A LIL FYI FOR YA! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:23.0	Hi, I'm Nicole Byer and this is Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	It's a podcast where I explore love, relationships, mostly online dating and I try to figure out why nobody will date me!
0:35.0	I have my very, very dear friend on right now.
0:39.0	I love her so much. I've known her for 62 years and we've come through...
0:47.0	We've done so much together, we walk through segregation together, we...
0:53.0	We have just overcome so much. So she's amazing!
1:03.0	Oh boy, we've known each other for such a long time.
1:05.0	62 years.
1:07.0	62 years.
1:09.0	It's been quite a journey. Black don crack.
1:11.0	Black don crack, we look very good, we look very hip.
1:15.0	Yeah, you live in New York, I live in LA, so we're doing a G chat call to do the podcast.
1:22.0	It was really hard for me to figure this out.
1:26.0	You had to get plugins going, I had to open Safari, which I never used.
1:30.0	Then I had to download a bunch of plugins and then I had to tell my computer, it's okay.
1:36.0	You can trust this foreign thing that I've never used before.
1:39.0	I get why you're confused because I've never done any of this stuff, but yes, computer.
1:44.0	This is what I want.
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